BLafferty
2012-06-10 15:39:13 UTC
Note: the following is a parody fully protected by the First Amendment of the US Constitution as well as State and Commonwealth constitutions. Bullies may feel otherwise, but they are wrong as a matter of law.
Once upon a time there was an ugly frog who desperately wanted to
become a prince. Alas royalty in Vietnam was not encouraged so our
intrepid little hero packed his bag complete with toy sword and got on
a boat to America. This little fat frog was unaware that if he told
lies he would never break the wicked spell that held him captive in
his fat frog appearance.
The boat chugged on it's merry way and in due course the little frog reached America and freedom.
The fat little frog was very excited by the opportunities in this
great land but feared that unless he told a few fairy tales - he would
never become a prince or gain a fair queen as his wife.
Little frog decided that creative embellishment was the way to fame
and fortune and became a brave slayer of pirates on his voyage and a
youthful champion of the noble game of chess.
Some people believed the little frog and his stories and his fame
grew.
One day the little fat frog met a fat female frog liar who had some
ability at chess. "You are the Queen of chess" he proclaimed
pompously.
"Together we shall make our fortune" the female frog croaked.
Together the little fat frogs decided to start a special training
academy in the great art of deception and lies. This proved so
successful that extra courses were added including
The Art of Bullying
Propaganda in the Goebbels’ style
Running the Chess Live Server to Frog Requirements
Megalomania and It's Application
Grandiosity- special on-line coaching by the Master
Makeovers For Fun and Profit - A short Course from The Queen’s husband.
Together the two frogs found some happiness. But although they married
and lived happily ever after the unfortunate pair could never escape
the curse that held them captive as frogs due to their unfortunate
habit of being incapable of telling the truth; a curse that caused them to forever wander seeking new people who would believe their lies for a time.
Long may the Frog Royalty of chess reign ! Unless a heron stops by and
dines on our heroic couple.
Once upon a time there was an ugly frog who desperately wanted to
become a prince. Alas royalty in Vietnam was not encouraged so our
intrepid little hero packed his bag complete with toy sword and got on
a boat to America. This little fat frog was unaware that if he told
lies he would never break the wicked spell that held him captive in
his fat frog appearance.
The boat chugged on it's merry way and in due course the little frog reached America and freedom.
The fat little frog was very excited by the opportunities in this
great land but feared that unless he told a few fairy tales - he would
never become a prince or gain a fair queen as his wife.
Little frog decided that creative embellishment was the way to fame
and fortune and became a brave slayer of pirates on his voyage and a
youthful champion of the noble game of chess.
Some people believed the little frog and his stories and his fame
grew.
One day the little fat frog met a fat female frog liar who had some
ability at chess. "You are the Queen of chess" he proclaimed
pompously.
"Together we shall make our fortune" the female frog croaked.
Together the little fat frogs decided to start a special training
academy in the great art of deception and lies. This proved so
successful that extra courses were added including
The Art of Bullying
Propaganda in the Goebbels’ style
Running the Chess Live Server to Frog Requirements
Megalomania and It's Application
Grandiosity- special on-line coaching by the Master
Makeovers For Fun and Profit - A short Course from The Queen’s husband.
Together the two frogs found some happiness. But although they married
and lived happily ever after the unfortunate pair could never escape
the curse that held them captive as frogs due to their unfortunate
habit of being incapable of telling the truth; a curse that caused them to forever wander seeking new people who would believe their lies for a time.
Long may the Frog Royalty of chess reign ! Unless a heron stops by and
dines on our heroic couple.