2014-04-10 08:56:17 UTC
dirty, pig-eating Porkistanis (CID, ISI, Haqqani network and
local police) dared to take away my cheek and genitalia swabs.
The lab I use in Jefferson, NY told me they will be able to
clone young Chitrali virgins from those swabs, and I dearly
need them because the Japanese bitch isn't giving me any
nowadays, and Sandra is beginning to talk.
This is why they took the swabs away, they want to keep
their girlfolk away from me, even cloned ones.
I think if I tell the ISI man that if they don't return
my swabs within 24 hours, I am going to stop spying for
them. I have many of their secrets they do not want me to
I better not admit that my secret plan is to offer my
services and the information I have been collecting all
to the Indian counter-intelligence people, called RAW.
Never trust a Porkistani.
Haji Ismail Sam Sloan